That wasn't what I meant but that's a nice way of thinking about it anyway.

If you wanna know what the first two and the last one are saying in french, here is a little translation:

1/ By the goat's horn, your coffee is really strong , willy ! ( Monsieur manatane, a must see for the belgian humour fans)

2/young one :Did you just shit in your pants?

old one :mumblings
young one : You jst did shit in your pants, don't you?

old one: Don't mind, It is gonna be good, I don't need anything, it is ok...

young one : You just did it !

old one : But it is ok, ...

young one : I'm gonna call a nurse !

It was in "c'est arrivé près de chez vous" a belgian movie about a serial killer.

The last one is a song that you can hear in "les visiteurs" , it says something like this :

And we will peel is dick like with did with the count of Limousin, that we hang on duraing a beautiful morning, that we hang on with his own guts. Ha ha ha ha

Anyway, thanks for your review, I'll try making another....Maybe a little bit longer...Who knows ;)